Dirty Jokes.

 Q: How do they say "fuck you" in Los Angeles?
 A: Trust me. 

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Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch. 
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Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball. 

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Rabbit Running
A rabbit running through the forest stumbles upon a deer rolling a joint. The rabbit says, "Don't do that. Come running with me. It's much more fun!" The deer takes off with the rabbit. They come across an elephant doing coke. "Come running with us, elephant," says the rabbit. "You'll feel so good!" The elephant decides to join in the fun. The animals encounter a lion about to shoot up. Before the rabbit can say anything, the lion knocks it unconscious. The deer screams, "Lion, what are you doing? He's trying to help us!" The lion answers, "The fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he takes Ecstasy!" 

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