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Dirty Jokes.

Posted by news on 03.07.2018 in Основное |

 Q: How do they say "fuck you" in Los Angeles?  A: Trust me.  ******* Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch. ******* Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf […]

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Jokes d’jour.

Posted by news on 28.09.2017 in Основное |

 Romantic relationships can actually be represented in algebra. You for example, have definitely at some point looked at your X and asked yourself Y. ***I went on a date with a chess player to an Italian restaurant. With checkered table cloths. It took him maybe half an hour to pass the salt. *** I bought a […]

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Jokes d’jour.

Posted by news on 27.09.2017 in Основное |

 I met two guys wearing matching clothing. So I asked them if they were gay. They promptly arrested me.***I have clean conscience. I haven’t used it once till now.***  Condoms don’t equal safe sex. Her husband found us and things got anything but safe *** The best thing about good old days is that we were […]

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Jokes today.

Posted by news on 22.09.2017 in Основное |

 Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"?  Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop" *** A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. 'Do you want a bag?', the cashier asks 'No', the guy says, 'she's not that ugly' *** […]

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